[ George keeping his moth shut in 'The Secret Code' ]
One of my favorite monologues from the Seinfeld series occurs in the episode entitled "The Secret Code."
[ Episode no. 11, pc: 707, season 7, episode 7, Broadcast date: November 9, 1995 ]
George refuses to divulge his bank card PIN number to his fiance Susan. He explained to Jerry that "if you are in some situation where some fast cash will save your life, I'll give it to you."
Enter Kramer - Absolutely Classic:
[ "Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!? ]
Do you know the answer?
[ Sick rendering ]
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